January 2011
18 posts
“porn is for fat kids”
in 4 month’s time i’m going to be in berlin with the wind blowing in my long, luscious hair saying “eat your heart out farrah” (rip)
g'night
ain’t gotta look pretty to feel pretty.
#fatjokes
we are spiritual beings having a human experience
not saying this ‘cz im drunk or under the influence,
but i really think i should write a book on how my brain works.
“The stars are giant flaming orbs of gas, floating in a vacuum. They dictate...”
Watchwhat da ferk
WatchMehron, someone stole your moves!
Apple is the second most valuable company at $300bil below only ExxonMobil… wtf?
“you cant fall for a man with a micropeen
its impossible
scientifically...”
– do i really need to say who